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It stands for nothing, and only serves to set up an event: Dark Crisis, which itself is a rejected name for Dark Nights: Metal.
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Green Arrow being injured in battle could just as easily have been Batman, or Martian Manhunter, or whoever, because this book isn’t about anything. What do I care about any of this? All of the dialogue is so interchangeable, and none of the characters make any decisions that any other character in the scene wouldn’t have made. “Oh, he shoots a beam that’s so strong that it just vaporizes and kills everyone, except Black Adam who survives because he’s so strong and cool and we’ve been trying to make him important because his movie’s coming out this year!” Then the issue turns into a fight where every character is just going through the motions for a few pages – before Pariah, who’s evil now for some reason, decides to take his toys and go home. Oh, and even Darkseid thinks they’re bad!” There’s a sense of obligation in everything these characters do – the Justice League are not sent on a grand quest to save the universe, but rather are transported to a planet minutes before they are attacked by “all the strongest villains of all time, controlled by the even more strongestest villain of all time. When you think of this as someone playing with all of their action figures, the way this comic is written starts to make a lot of sense. We’re not talking about a complex and layered storyline built on characters making decisions: we’re talking a book that only wants one thing, which is to put all the characters in the places they need to be in when they die. The rest of the issue is not about anything, really. Oh, and Zatanna has to get shafted too, for some reason. The book is exactly what it says on the tin: this is how the Justice League, regular and Incarnate, die. If you’re wondering what the actual meat of this story is, don’t bother. This book began with a consistent story and vision, then languished in editorial apathy, had its swansong with a writer whose dialogue felt like the literary equivalent of getting a swirlie, and finally… this. I, with all of my heart, loathe the final issue of Justice League: the nail in the coffin for DC’s most disappointing child. This book isn’t fun – why should I pretend, even for a moment, that I’m having fun discussing it? Let’s get into one of the worst books I’ve read in a long time.
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I was going to write a long-winded analogy about something fun I could compare this book to, but it’s not worth my time.